finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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