You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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