pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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