I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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