you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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