I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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