He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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