Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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