i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
even my farts smell like vagina
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
did you just send me my own nude
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
