with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Shame is for Republicans.
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