So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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