did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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