did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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