im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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