what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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