I need help removing her.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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