sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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