Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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