He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You pole danced in your parka.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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