If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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