whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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