Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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