Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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