Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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