So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
where are you?
Hypothermia
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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