Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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