i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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