windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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