you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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