I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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