I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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