we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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