Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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