yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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