you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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