she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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