His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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