i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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