Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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