how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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