You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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