is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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