It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
