i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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