This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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