You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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