I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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