Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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