i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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