She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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