Me too!
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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