I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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