My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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