Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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